Dubiuos Noobious
Noobious is one of the founders of JonklerLand, he was willing to give up his broom closet in order to make JonklerLand a reality.
Man
This guys was the one who provided most of the funding for JonklerLand, however incresinly questionable finacial discions have left people asking the question "Is he stupid?"
Gary
We don't even know where this guy(?) came from he kinda just showed up one day. It(?) makes good food though.
RizzlerSkibidiGyattLord
If we could get rid of this guy we would belive us. He is very annoying.
Caseoh
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Jonkler
The man himself, Jonkler. This entire thing was his idea so if you have any problems with it, complain to him.
Signature Dishes: Srcumpots meals that can only be feasted on at JonklerLand (Thankfully) This "food" may or may not acctually be edible.
Free hotdogs
A fresh twist on an old classic, these free hotdogs have been sourced from only the cleanest gas station bathrooms.
Dino Nuggets
Since how happy you are and when you last ate dino nuggets are directly linked, we have brought them to JonklerLand to keep everyone happy.
5 day old ceasar salad (Vegetarian)
Regular Ceasar salad is already not that great. This might actually straight up give you a disease.
Cheese Is Priced (Vegetarian) (Gluten free)
Some fresh grated cheese that has been blessed by the High Preist of JonklerLand (RizzlerSkibidiGyattLord).
Gram of Urainium (Vegan) (Gluten free)
You ever just been really hungry and just want something to eat? Well in JonklerLand we have this gram of urainum that will give you twenty billion calories per serving!
Home depot drywall (Vegan)
If you've ever gotten the unshakable urge to chow down on some drywall, this is the "dish" for you.
Fried rice at Dennys
Made at 12am this fried rice was made by the one and only Eddie Chazhare.
Miso Beef
Another "dish" made by a star guest this "meal" was created by the rich man himself, Mix the Yeast.
Bleach (Vegetarian) (Gluten free)
It's bleach. Nothing more, nothing less. Just bleach.
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Contact us today to book a reservation at JonklerLand. We have experience catering for stupid people. Keep yourself safe!